.:~hello, all!~:.

[Aoi]

...I'm actually in shock to see a few familiar faces on a forum for once; its odd. lol. I doubt many remember me; I used to be that one annoyingly obsessed anime fangirl from that one forum many of you seem to have come from...I still love anime, but there are definately many more important and essential things in my life besides videogames and anime. =)

So...My name is Brittany but as my user name on here states, most call me Aoi. Yes; it does mean blue in japanese. And yes, blue is my favorite color. Now that we've got the past behind us, I look forward to relative activity on this site<3

Oh, also; Hi to any random friends I know on here! Its nice to know that I can openly stalk so many of you on a public forum~

[Iron Octopus]

r u an animu chick

Hello.

[JAY]

And I thought your UN came from your fandom of yaoi...


Also, YOU!

[Sam]

Hi, there. We've never met before, I'm Sam. I use flashy-awesome postbits to compensate for the fail I generate on forums, desu. ~~*^_______^*;;~~

[Agony]

http://images.encyclopediadramatica.com/images/3/39/Picture_2.png

Nah, seriously though, hello and welcome back.

[Sam]

Nah, seriously though, hello and welcome back.
Was that funny 'cause you're using a Mac?

Uh-ohhhhhhhh!

[Kanji]

Yeah, Aoi. Weren't you that chick that wouldn't stop talking about yaoi way back in the day, leading me to throw a pre-pubescent temper tantrum about how yuri was infinitely better? Probably not, but this memory randomly jumped out.

See you around.

[Aoi]

@ Iron Octopus: Wtfz? No, I'm a human. you know, a -"hume"-? Gosh. You'd think you'd know your fiction... but srsly, hello to you, too? =)

@ Jay: YES, ME! (*capslocks!*) No, "aoi" has nothing to do with "Yaoi," but when I try to make a simple screen name of my two favorite names it comes out as...Brittanyaoi. =(

@ Sam: You don't seem like a forum failure; I love you sig-ness btw! 'Seems like you put alot of creativity into that; nice job<3

@Agony: Thanks~ I'll put pics in the pics area, kthxbi. =P

@ Kanji: No, there was no major yuri/yaoi battle between us...but...yeah. The only reason I liked yaoi was because A)most of the gus represented were insanely cute/hot or B) I really loved some of the adorable romance stories that were in them; honestly, they don't have much of that in shoujo nowadays. =/

[Iron Octopus]

Yaoi is popular because the men look like women, really. They're all traps. Traps are supposed to look like women. So.. yaoi is... lesbian.

Um... yeah.

What I mean by animu is... nevermind. Howdy. Do post around.

[dissonance]

I remember that username.

What've you been up to? Where've you been?

Good to see you back.

[naikou]

I still love anime, but there are definately many more important and essential things in my life besides videogames and anime. =)
You fail.

And also, welcome. :)

[Iron Octopus]

You fail.

And also, welcome. :)Precisely.

She left out hentai and goregrind.

[Agony]

Precisely.

She left out hentai and goregrind.

Personally I always thought goregrind was predictable in its ridiculousness, whereas pornogrind was actually more ludicrous in that it wasn't. I'd take Cock and Ball Torture over Regurgitate any day.

[Iron Octopus]

Personally I always thought goregrind was predictable in its ridiculousness, whereas pornogrind was actually more ludicrous in that it wasn't. I'd take Cock and Ball Torture over Regurgitate any day.
That's why I love Jig-Ai so much. Brutal mixture of goregrind and pornogrind with fucking excellent grooves.

Edit: Their lyrics are guro-themed. How fucking cool is that?

[Sam]

I have no idea where this conversation has winded-up.

[Agony]

Personally, I think I'll stick with my cybergrind. I do love me some Agoraphobic Nosebleed from time to time. As for using Mac, fuck that shit. That wasn't my screenshot. I use Ubuntu Linux.

[JAY]

keep yer chanchat elsewhere. This is PG17 F'ers

[Iron Octopus]

Pornogrind is chanspeak?

Well, learn something new ev-no wait that's just wrong.

[Aoi]

ohmigod. XD! this thread spiraled from the gutters to the sewers and beyond. PG17? Ha. That's hilarious.

I'm apparently a mid-core yaoi/hentai fan in comparison to some of you. Waoh, srsly. lolz.

I was logging into my myspace and I got a new message...so I was like; okay, someone's actually talking to me? cool. And...here's what -SHE- sent:

"you are the sexiest girl i have ever seen i'd like to lay you down on my bed and rub your body all over. i'd start kissing your neck and work my way down to your chest. i'd gently bite your nipples through your shirt while i run my hand up and down the inside of your thighs before i start rubbing your pussy through your shorts....."

Thank you, lauryn...Apparently, she's some random bi/lesbian chick...my myspace CLEARLY states that I'm straight...

I've no idea what to say to her in response. x___X;

I suppose its nice to know that as a 17 year old, I'm appealing to other teen girls...? o___o; although a wee bit backwords, that's alright. I suppose stalkers aren't all that bad, right? She sent me a message about a month ago asking me to go tie her up. XD!
My myspace(lol):
www.myspace.com/brittanyaoi

[Ilythia]

When I was watching an episode of Genshiken, the first thing that came to mind was YOU. Oh man, there's no way I can watch that.

Welcome, welcome! What have you been upto for the past few months or so? Oh yeah, you will remain the newest member here for a long time to come. Unless some person decides to steal your spot.

On a relatively side note, oh how I wish I could connect my computer to our 42" screen.

[Aoi]

...Geesh! I was all like "what's genshiken...?" So I looked up that manga and its got 9 volumes so far! D: that'll take like. 2-4 hours to reeeaaad...*sobs about it* but yay<3 I reminded someone of anime/manga. =) always brightens my "nerdy" day.

[naikou]

Well, to be precise, there are only 9 volumes of Genshiken. It's finished.

But yeah, Genshiken <3. Definitely read it. Or watch it, whatever. Both good.

[Ilythia]

If you get around watching Genshinken, pay attention to the fifth episode of the second season. You will understand what I mean in my previous post.

But oh dang, I never new there was a manga. I'll definitely have to take a look at that once I'm done watching the second season. =>

[Shun]

l8: o haee\\

[would be empty space if I didn't bother typing this]

[Agony]

I've no idea what to say to her in response. x___X;

How about: "Hey baby, there are some sexy pix of me over at: *Last Measure Link*"?

[Aoi]

...I decided to report her to the abuse on the site...she's got some revealing pics of her on there, so she might get in trouble for pr0n. =)

[Agony]

Aww, man, Last Measure is way more fun. I send it to 419 scammers all the time!

[Iron Octopus]

Aww, man, Last Measure is way more fun. I send it to 419 scammers all the time!Hahaha! I used to do that to the members of the site I admin frequently.

"Check out this cool game!"

Five minutes pass.

"THAT'S WAS NO GAME, AND I DO NOT LOOK AT GAY PORN."

[Agony]

Hahaha! I used to do that to the members of the site I admin frequently.

"Check out this cool game!"

Five minutes pass.

"THAT'S WAS NO GAME, AND I DO NOT LOOK AT GAY PORN."

Back in High School, a friend of mine set Last Measure on EVERY computer in our computing lab when the teacher left the room. We LOL'd.

[Señor Nalguitas]

Something about Aoi sounds familiar.

So are you a girl?
I'm confused?

[Sam]

I can all ready hear the cheesy keyboard music and slow, droning drums. ACTION!

[Señor Nalguitas]

I conclude that you are a girl,
but if you are a dude then you are most likely in touch with your feminine side like Shunyata!

[Aoi]

Something about Aoi sounds familiar.

So are you a girl?
I'm confused?

D: YES. I'd hate being a guy...no offence guys. x___X;...
Yeah, I was on FFHybrid. I was...uh. the annoying one who liked RPing and anime ALOT...? I remember your sn, but I don't think we ever talked.

[Agony]

D: YES. I'd hate being a guy...no offence guys. x___X;...

None taken. I'm male and I can confirm that it sucks even more than you could ever imagine it to.

[dissonance]

Is the male body ugly or what? A girl's body has curves, things that stand out that are visually appealing. What does the male body have? The only thing I can think of is the beard and long hair. But you know, I'm not a girl so I wouldn't know what a nice male body is.

[Aoi]

yeah...the female body is pretty; sometimes. XD! I tend to like abs on guys, though. =3 best. most. awesome. trait. ever. X3

[Iron Octopus]

The male body is way too close to an ape unless you're Gackt. I hate it.

[Aoi]

Gackt the singer...? I freaking love him and hate him all at once; His face is too damned perfect, though! jeez....though he'd be the perfect character in any yaoi. =/ he did make a slightly shounen-ai themed movie about vampires and whatnot.

[Iron Octopus]

Fact: Gackt is IRL futa.

[Aoi]

HEY. Gackt does not have boobs, so there.
Also; I'm really proud that this thread has been viewed this much. XD! its freaking crazy. It almost makes me feel like I'm popular and that I matter...XD! That's a good one.

[dissonance]

Fact : Forum was on a low, so any new member that is already known AND responds when we welcome will get an active thread.

Sorry.

[Aoi]

Shh. I'm attempting to lie to myself, gosh! XD!
Fact: Canada has canadian terrorists infiltrating our maple syrup RIGHT NAOW! o=!

[dissonance]

Shh. I'm attempting to lie to myself, gosh! XD!
Fact: Canada has canadian terrorists infiltrating our maple syrup RIGHT NAOW! o=!


Fact : All your maple syrup comes from Canada. (Quebec exports 85% of the world's maple syrup)

[Iron Octopus]

Fact: Sane women on the internet are popular.

You haven't claimed to be married to Sephiroth or anything.

[Aoi]

.....XD! That'd be scary as hell. I DID just play DDR on heavy and got A's and B's! it was freaking awesome. I want to like, scream- i'm way too hyper.
X3
...I don't think I'd want to marry any of the FF game characters; they all have issues~
Anime guys are better. ftw~!

[Agony]

Is the male body ugly or what? A girl's body has curves, things that stand out that are visually appealing. What does the male body have? The only thing I can think of is the beard and long hair. But you know, I'm not a girl so I wouldn't know what a nice male body is.

QFT, and I'm bisexual so I would know.

yeah...the female body is pretty; sometimes. XD! I tend to like abs on guys, though. =3 best. most. awesome. trait. ever. X3

Meh, abs and other muscles are overrated. Too much work, as well. But I still have to do it as otherwise my friends shout at me. Goddamn faggots. Still, at least abs are the easiest muscles to get.

[Iron Octopus]

Meh, abs and other muscles are overrated. Too much work, as well. But I still have to do it as otherwise my friends shout at me. Goddamn faggots. Still, at least abs are the easiest muscles to get.That sort of vanity is a turn off for me.

I say that, but I wouldn't hesitate to grind some Gothic chick dressed in latex with a spectrum of hair-colors and more metal on her body than a maglev train.

[Aoi]

...I thought gothic chicks liked leather? o.O; latex seems more of...something in soul calibur.

[Agony]

Goths like leather, he likes latex. Hence why he isn't with said goth chick. As for vanity, I hate it, but as I said, my friends have given me some retarded work out course and insist I follow it. Apparently it's all part of their "master plan", which sounds ominous...

[Aoi]

lol, master plan...? well, try not to let insane friends take over your life, though...>.>;...
I don't much care how I look; as long as its not bad enough to scare people.
'nother side note; GENSHIKEN IS AWESOMES. D:
I can't believe I've never seen or heard of this anime before I joined this site! >__<

[dissonance]

I have a muscular build, due to all the physical jobs I had in the past; lumberjack, factories, warehouse... So I don't really have to train and I have quite a bit of muscles.

[Sam]

QFT, and I'm bisexual so I would know.
Explain! gogogo

[Agony]

I like women and also men. Explained.

[Aoi]

grawr....I went a whole day without posting much at all; my inactivity represents me as a person with a demented excuse of a life...x.x;...how terrible.
Also; I'm not sure why, but girls tend to think I'm bi. =/ I'm really not sure how that comes off from me...I -should- be able to be friendly with the female population; unfortunately most of my friends are male because often enough I find women to be outright lunatics...v.v;...

[Ilythia]

Glad you're liking the show! =>

And chick, everyone is a lunatic. No exceptions.

[Sam]

I like women and also men. Explained.
No, goddammit! What's QFT?!

[Aoi]

QTF=quoted for truth, quit fucking talking, or quit fucking trolling.
According to urban dictionary. =/
I'm guessing he meant the first one.