Man has sex with picnic table

[Kanji]

BELLEVUE, Ohio -- Police said an Ohio man has been arrested for allegedly having sex with a picnic table.

Police arrested Arthur Price Jr. after an anonymous tipster dropped off three DVDs that reportedly showed Price in the act.

According to NBC Toledo, Ohio, affiliate WNWO-TV, the videos show Price tilting the metal round picnic table on its side and then laying up against it to have sexual intercourse with the table. Afterward, he can then be seen cleaning the table and the deck.


During questioning, he reportedly admitted to having sex with the table. Police said he also admitted to bringing the table inside his home for sex.

Price faces four counts of public indecency. He was freed after posting $20,000 bond, authorities said.
Source: http://www.nbc10.com/news/15734256/detail.html

Man, what the fuck? So strange that it's amazing. I almost want to meet this guy. Can't believe he was actually arrested, though.. That's hilarious.

"You're under arrest for sexually assaulting a picnic table"
"What but I put jeans on it, clearly it wasn't being raped"
"This ain't Italy, stfu"
:: prison ::

[Crimson]

Haha, nice Italy reference there.
Anyways, how much stranger can you get? I wonder how messed up you have to be in order to want to have sex with an inanimate object like a picnic table.

[dissonance]

I like how this thread is tagged "humanity fails".

Poor sick man doesn't understand that the table doesn't love him that way...

[Shun]

Like you've never fucked a gravestone before. Pssh..

[dissonance]

Never said I didn't. But I finally understood that it didn't want me so I left for good.

[Jiahe]

That reminds me of the one I read of a man having sex with his bike.
Read here (http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/uk_news/scotland/glasgow_and_west/7095134.stm).

[Crimson]

I would think that it'd hurt to try and have sex with a bike. :S

[Ilythia]

When a man's desperate, he's gotta do what he's gotta do.

That's how it's always been, now matter how sad it is.

[Final]

While this is definately messed up, he can screw tables all he wants. It's better than raping someone. To be quite honest, while being sick, I can't see the actual crime there. And why did that other guys film 3 DVD's of it???

[Shun]

He did it in public. If it was in the confines of his own house, fuck it, no one would've cared. But if he was doing it so publicly to the point where someone could fill three entire DVDs with the action... then fuck, of course he's gonna get fucked by the system.

[Sam]

http://media001.g4tv.com/images/blog/2007/12/06/633325462873135493.jpg
I declare this fail.